| Passengers: | We have been sitting here for nearly 12 days. |
| Captain: | I have been sick and everyone knows its hard to go anywhere when you aren't feeling well. |
| Passengers: | We have places to go, we want to get off the ship. |
| Captain: | Believe me I want you off of here too, you whiny bastards just hold me and my ship down. |
| Passengers: | Why we never...Have you been drinking? |
| Captain: | Pipe down, how many calories are in Nyquil and cough drops? |
| Passengers: | Well can you just stop here and let us off? |
| Captain: | Stop? We haven't been anywhere in nearly 2 weeks, why haven't you just jumped? Seriously, why don't you passengers work like that? Sigh...well let's get this ship moving...Wait where were we going? |
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